You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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