Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
