He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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