Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So vagazzling was a success
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize