great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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