she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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