I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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