So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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