I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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