i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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