Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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