You don't have asthma, your pregnant
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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