i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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