I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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