Im at strip club and am horny
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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