I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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