Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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