She went from zero to smokin in five shots
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
His nipple licking is glorious
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