Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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