what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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