you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Pants are for mortals
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize