we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
