On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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