Are we in a gay sports bar?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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