the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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