I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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