The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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