just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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