So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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