you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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