Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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