before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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