My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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