it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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