How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
