Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I think im going to throw up on grandma
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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