We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
honey bunches of taint.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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