I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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