am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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