apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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