So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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