I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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