Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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