You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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