How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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