Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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