Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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