there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
