I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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