They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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