Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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