going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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