True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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